Tattletale, looking on as Scion battles the Endbringers: -Sigh- I really wish God would get off his ass and do something about this.

God: Ugh. Fine! If it will stop all the complaining.

Holy arias of joy play in the background as a giant finger descends from the clouds and pokes Scion in the back.

God: Stop that. Right now.

(с) Lazy Earth-Bet gods