Statistically Improbable (гет)

Malfoy nodded, his mouth drawing into a thin line. “With the long-term effects of prolonged exposure to the Cruciatus Curse combined between the two of us, it is statistically improbable that a child could survive to term.” He cocked his head then, his palm turning upward. “Among other things.”
Ron’s eyebrows lifted slightly.
“That does sound like Hermione,” he managed.
(or, Hermione Granger is pregnant, and it is wildly unplanned)