Roots and Branches (гет)

"Do you make a habit of visiting people when they're bathing?" Loki asks, in what he knows is a futile attempt to redirect her attention. Frankly, redirecting her attention anywhere would be preferable, right now. It's a deep tub, but there's clearly nothing to be left to any sort of imagination.
"Only when I'm about to be married to that person,” Sylvie says with a little smirk that does nothing to alleviate Loki’s current predicament.
(Sylvie accidentally sends Loki back to his nexus event during the aftermath of the Battle of New York, instead of sending him to the TVA, and concocts a scheme to rescue him from his cell in Asgard. This plan will inevitably force them to confront their issues with trust, their shared and disparate pasts, and their feelings for each other.)
A Sylki arranged marriage/fake relationship canon divergence AU. Updates every Saturday.