I'm Not That Good at Breathing In (слэш)

“You want to fake date me?” Peter replied. Was this real? This couldn’t possibly be a real thing that Peter was being asked.
“Well I would actual date you if you really want, but we’d need to establish a safe word first.” He could practically see the horrific images in Deadpool’s brain.
Or Peter is very clearly in love with Wade and needs a farcical situation to get him to realise it.