A men who long for love, you mustn't all despair;
There's a secret you should know to capture the hearts of the fair;
You may not have the looks, you may not have the dash,
But you'll win yourself a girl if you’ve only got a moustache!

You may be common folk without a hint of pride,
But you needn't be a king to make any maiden a bride.
You may not have a name, you may not have the cash,
But you'll make that girl your own if you’ve only got a moustache!

You may be big and fat, or uglier than sin,
All the ladies shut you out, you're wondering how to get in.
Well here is my advice for how to make a splash:
You can have your pick of gals if you’ve only got a moustache!