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Today I was walking across the park and there was a bunch of teenagers. First kid smoking. Second kid smoking. Third kid smoking. Fourth kid was eating a apple. I think we know who the biggest rebel is. MLIA

Today my friend (a very shy, soft spoken girl) and I were helping out at a local event. We were running the dunk booth with my brother, who my friend has a crush on. Two of the balls went out of bounds, so my brother turned to her and asked, "Can you grab my balls real quick?" She looked him dead in the eyes and said, "You'll have to take me out to dinner at least once, first." Guess who's taking my best friend out to dinner next week? MLIА

Today, I watched a home video of me at the zoo aged 3. I was pointing at the pigs and shouting 'SAUSAGE!'. MLIA

Today, I got teased at school for building blanket forts. The other teachers are so mean. MLIA

Today, we had a warm-up problem in math that asked what word was made shorter by adding two letters. It took me at least three minutes to realize that the word was "short" and the letters were "er". MLIA

Yesterday, I got a fish. I named him Sushi. MLIA

Today someone asked me for a dirty picture. I sent them a picture of my dishes. MLIA

Today, I was texting my friend and as a joke I tried to type "you are my only friend". I ended up typing "you ate my only friend" and am excited to see the response. MLIA

This morning I awoke to my 10 year old sister dropping apples on my head. Just as I was about to cold her she yelled, "Happy Sir Isaax Newton's Birthday!" MLIA

Today, while I was outside after a basketball game waiting for my ride to come get me, a couple random guys walked up and tried hitting on me. I ignored them, but they wouldn't stop. But suddenly a car pulled up with the window rolled down. My brother and his best friend were in the car, both of which are English majors in college. They started quoting Romeo and Juliet to me word for word, and told me to get in the car. I immediately obliged. My brother's friend looked at the guys and said "Now that's how you pick up a girl" and we drove off. The guys' faces? Priceless. MLIA

Today in my biomed class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Kate, no one asked about your weekend." MLIA

Today, I realized that not only do my initials spell out WTF, my girlfriend Olivia's initials spell out OMG. We belong together. MLIA.

Today, I was trying to remember the word for the state of being unable to remember the word you want. Touch?, mystery word, touch?. MLIA

Today, at lunch, I told my friend that I often question her sanity. She responded by saying, "That's okay. My pizza questions me, too." She then looked down at her pizza and yelled, "SHUT UP! I'M NOT WEIRD!" and proceeded to angrily bite a chunk out of the slice. I love my friends. MLIA

Last weekend I went to the store. I noticed some brightly colored cards that read "I will always love only you" on the front. They were being sold in packs of 8... MLIA