BLOOD WITH A LOVER'S ART or The Little Slytherin Who Would

Severus Snape tried not to chuckle as he read Hermione Granger's notes on
the Amicus Amiablus lesson. The attempt at a coolly detached account of a
roomful of teenagers hopped up on happy-juice was easily the funniest thing
he'd seen since-- well, since the look on the Weasley boy's face when he'd
downed the Aphrodite Elixir. A shame, really, to not have been able to
witness the prim little Miss Granger under the influence, but her
'scientific report' of Crabbe trying to braid the hair of every girl in the
room, starting with her own (and the attendant speculations on 'primate
grooming behavior'-- honestly!) was almost as good.