Jabberwocker

"Anyways, I was wondering if you'd like to join the Protectorate ENE?"

I blink rapidly in response. I have no idea whether I should laugh, be insulted, murder her, or say yes for the hell of it.

After a quick recovery, I simply ask, "What makes you think I'm a cape?"

Her answer leaves me utterly speechless.

"Well you're Jack Slash aren't you? Your picture is on the kill order posters."