forever is the sweetest con (гет)

“So you’re… so you’re actually marrying Inej because you love her,” he reiterates.
“No, I’m marrying Inej for the tax incentives,” Kaz repeats, as if Jesper is somehow the stupid one here. “The fact that I love her is entirely separate from the fact that Kerch law favors married partners."
Notes: i've seen a couple of tumblr posts about kaz only wanting to get married for tax reasons and i thought they were great and then somehow this idea hit me last night and i wrote the entire thing in one sitting. enjoy the nonsense.