Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis0 16.09.2020
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| “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some b...>>eheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.” “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.” Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up. This Fic is now complete! |
Автор: Enigmaris Фандомы: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Персонажи: Harry Potter, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Teddy Lupin, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Thanos (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, The Black Order (Marvel), Death (Harry Potter), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Peggy Carter, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Original Potter Family Characters (Harry Potter), Hela (Marvel), Odin (Marvel), Frigga | Freyja (Marvel), Sif (Marvel), Ralston Potter, Lila Barton Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 2 133 Кб Статус: Закончен 0
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On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads0 15.04.2020
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| Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god. |
Автор: Enigmaris Фандомы: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Персонажи: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Tony Stark, Lily Evans Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 1 341 Кб Статус: Закончен 0
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