This Place Is Bullshit (the Gods need to leave me alone) (слэш)

(Will add tags & warnings as the series progresses)
(Not yet rated, though it might be at least 'Teen and Up', maybe 'Mature')
No longer on hiatus! I rewrote some stuff, too i guess
 
"Waking up in a dungeon with no clue how you got there is a bit 'annoying'. Waking up to find everyone speaking a different language is also annoying. Having to deal with a giant portal that spits out demons is just damn repetitive. But going around, recruiting new people because I'm some 'religious figure'? You go do that, because I cannot and will not go around inviting random people to join our new and not-so-exclusive 'kill all demons' club just because I have a shiny green hand that does magic tricks. Fuck that."
Or; In which the Hero of Kvatch can handle demons, portals, a new world, maybe even the same old quest line with a twist, but cannot and will not handle being a "religious figure". Like, have they met him? It's not gonna work out, at all.
Thank you to GirAwesome43 for helping inspire the new title! (it was formerly "Will Think of Title Later (or never, im lazy af)", the new one is definitely an improvement)

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