Chaotic Stupid is not an Alignment (слэш)

“Aren’t you curious, though?” Nie Huaisang asks Wei Wuxian. “About what’s the first thing that the love of your life will say to you?”
“Well, if it happens it’ll be something epic, I’m sure of that.”
Actually, Jiang Cheng pities whoever his brother's soulmate ends up being - if he has one after all - because he’s sure that whatever that person gets tattooed on their skin in Wei Wuxian’s illegible handwriting is going to be offensive and/or ridiculous.