Return to Sender (слэш)

For the prompt: Hawke riding that damn spider out of the fade. What? You thought that one spider would be enough to end him? He's Hawke and Kirkwall was a paradise for giant spiders. Varric punching him and then a massive party where everyone is drunk and they wake up naked in bed together with very little memory of how they got there, but not minding one bit. Or, well, any single piece of that if you don't want to do the whole thing. I'm just partial to a bromance between them that ignores that little line separating it from an actual romance, and them not caring really how many times they weave back and forth over it.