One Flew Over the Fwooper's Nest (гет)

"Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."
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It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle psychiatric hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a magical school, and also a murderous, serial-killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.
Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.
High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course.
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(Original summary: "As it happened, it wasn’t terribly difficult to be sectioned in a Muggle hospital. Not if one was a wizard and told the truth.")