Moneymaker (слэш)

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Dear gracerene, your brilliant prompt called out to me for some good, lighthearted, over-the-top fun, and while these two are too antagonistic to stay entirely lighthearted, I hope you have as much fun reading as I did writing (and researching, and cackling over) your prompt. Huge thanks to disapparater for limitless patience and an incredible eye, and to the mods for flexibility and encouragement when things took an unexpected turn.