mirror mirror hanging on the wall (слэш)

If there’s one thing Harry’s learned from Albus, it’s to always have a contingency plan.
Meanwhile, Tom doesn’t understand why it’s so important to get these ingredients, but hey, he’s getting paid for this and gets to see a whole new side of Harry…so, win?
Or, in which Harry’s disguise is a blonde female elf with a curious pair of radish earrings, and Tom doesn’t understand why Harry’s smile is so sad.