The Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights (слэш)

Neil stared at Kevin in disbelief. “I’m sorry, the first nine hours of my what?” He demanded, searching Kevin for any signs of head trauma or intoxication.
“Your immortality,” Kevin repeatedly impatiently. “Coming back to life wasn’t a fluke, that’s going to keep happening every time you die.”
Neil stared at Kevin for a long moment, wondering if he was being subjected to someone’s idea of a bad joke. Kevin wasn’t stupid, no matter how desperately he was attempting to prove otherwise.
“You’re not serious.”
Kevin’s returning scowl was enough to convince Neil he was in fact serious. “You’ve already accepted that you died and came back once. How is it any harder to accept that it might happen again?”