The Spy Who Loved Me (and also kidnapped my son, that bitch) (смешанная)

Under the order of her handlers at G.O.D.M.O.T.H.E.R., secret agent Emma Swan infiltrates the tiny island nation of Corazón. Her mission: to put a stop to the latest world-threatening scheme of the local tyrant. She’s done it a thousand times before, all across the globe, and she expects this mission to be no different.
It’s amazing how wrong she can be sometimes.


♕


“Agent... Swan, was it?” greets the queen. “Please, sit.”
“Never,” she snaps. “Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Miss Swan, I expect you to sit and have lunch like a civilized human being.”
Ugh, the food really does smell good. “Lunch?" Emma echoes, dropping into the offered chair as sulkily as she can. "It’s already three in the afternoon."
“Yes, you were behind schedule." The queen aims a judgmental stare down the length of her perfect nose. "Don’t worry, I accept your apology.”
“You're the worst,” Emma mumbles around a mouthful of salad.
“What was that?”
Emma swallows. “I said, this is a first.” She wishes more people fed her before trying to kill her.