Smoke Sesh (or the one where the [have no business being that] sexy, middle-aged cops get high af) (гет)

This is a one-shot based on the Twitter Daily EO Ficlet prompt, “I’ve never done that before.”
A/N: Whatever is beyond fiction - galaxies beyond - that’s what this is. So, I’m sorry, or you’re welcome. Blow trees and prosper, fam.
I don’t own shit, because if I did, these two would’ve been tokin (and doin all those *other* things) since 1999.