#антиперлы #ГП

"Pull the other one!" I said, unable to believe my ears. "Use the Aobnmetp thing!"
"The how-much? What gibberish are you talking now? How I wish I'd never aimed at your skull when I cast that Killing Curse!"
"The yellow thing called Aobnmetp that measures radiation!"
He mumbled "aobnmetp" to himself a few times, then finally glared at me, made the yellow thing appear from nowhere, and said "Are you talking about the dosimeter, Harry, which says ДOЗИMETP on it?"
"Yes! Look, it says on!"
"Dear god, illiterate as well as stupid!"

Я все продолжаю ржать с фанфика про Волди и ядерный фаллаут XD