There Was A Boy (смешанная)

"If he touches Hamish again, I'll remove his large intestine: I'll use a dull spoon for the incision and chopsticks for the extraction."
"Sherlock!" John hissed. His partner regarded him with a dark gaze. "I want you to tell me what you did wrong. Take me through it. I need to know that you understand why I’m upset with you." John began once more.
Sherlock rolled his eyes, "Don't repeat the same speech to make your point. I am not a child!" He argued.
"Nope. You're raising one." John answered without missing a beat.
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A series of one-shots revolving around Hamish Watson-Holmes. Originally posted on tumblr, but collected here.