Hyoudou Issei: True Lucky Pervert of Infinity

Everyone tries to humanize Issei and make him less perverted, but where's the fun in that? What if Issei was MORE perverted than his canon self and his utter perversion began to warp the very reality around him? What if he gained the fabled "Lucky Pervert" trait stapled in most harem comedies as a result and used this to his advantage? Crack-ish, smutfic; Not to be taken seriously.