I Think It Might (гет)

If Floo calls are similar to Muggle phone calls, then can I suggest you all to ruminate on the equivalent of a Muggle dick pic? Perhaps you are sitting by your fire. You hear the whoosh of a Floo call, and you look over to find AN UNWELCOMED TURGID MEMBER IN YOUR FIREPLACE.
The audacity of these wizards, am I right?
Hermione Granger keeps a pail of freezing water next to the fireplace.