Through the Grapevine (гет)

Dear Reader,
Did you hear about Hermione and Severus? I mean...I don't know for sure. But Pansy said that Ron said that George said that our Hermione went out to dinner with our Severus last week. And Molly told Bill who told Fleur that they were holding hands on the sidewalk. I can't say for certain, but I heard from Draco who read it in a letter from his Father, and I think Minerva talked with Arthur about it, who owled Poppy, and then she said--Actually. You know what? I think I have the letters around here somewhere, so you don't have to take my word for it.
PS- Our friends are a bunch of gossips, did you know? I mean, really--just talking about Hermione and Severus like this...Oh! Did you hear about Luna and Lucius...