everybody's got their vice

"you haven't done this before, have you?" zayn asks suddenly, snapping liam out of his daydream. he looks up at zayn's face; he's smirking, eyes crinkling at the corners slightly, and liam is so screwed it isn't even funny.

"is it that obvious?" liam asks, wondering just how bad of an idea this truly is, the worry bubbling up in his stomach when zayn lets out a puff of laughter.

"just a bit, babe." zayn tells him, taking a step closer.

or the one where zayn is a prostitute and liam is one of a kind.