Ballerino (слэш)

ballerino, Italian
1. (n) male dancer
2. (adj) unstable, fickle, fluctuating
AU: How different would Eggsy's life have turned out if Kingsman gave decent financial support to Lee's family after his death? With no Dean around to squash his interests, gymnastics leads to ballet school and a career as classical ballet's least likely ingenu.
There's also some kind of drama about famous folk disappearing and something about mass genocide.
There's also the matter of Harry Hart's gigantic, embarrassing, all-consuming crush. Bit awkward, really.