I Fell Into a Gay Video Game (слэш)

"'This really can't be happening,' I thought to myself in a daze for what must have been the 10th time. I rubbed my eyes a little too aggressively, but when the spots finally faded from my vision, the source of my disbelief remained. I was in an unfamiliar bed in an unfamiliar room with no memory of how I got here, but the truly mind-boggling thing was what could only be described as a dialogue box hovering in the air about two feet in front of my face. It was a square of dim, blue light with bold, white lettering inside."
I woke up as the main character of an erotic video game.