Resentment of Bai Zhan (слэш)

Qijiu are too busy smashing for Shen Qingqiu to waste his time abusing apprentices, so Luo Binghe has signed on a disciple of Bai Zhan peak.
Sure would be terrible if Luo Binghe's crush on his peerlessly beautiful shizun Liu Qingge was immortalized in a series of novels.
Sure would be terrible if Luo Binghe had to spend literally his entire apprenticeship afflicted with boners for shizun. And desperately jacking off. And his entire adulthood... in sweet tender love with a shizun who may or may not reciprocate. Hmm...