Baby’s First Catastrophe (слэш)

Harry only wanted to surprise Severus by painting the nursery before the baby arrived.
Too bad the paint looked suspiciously like a nausea potion and the crib wobbled like a jelly-legged jinx. With swollen ankles, a sharp tongue, and a wand always ready, Severus steps in to rescue the room—and maybe Harry’s pride, too.
//English is not my first language - please be understanding if there are mistakes in the text (I would be grateful for feedback).//