silver cities rise (гет)

“Hey,” Darcy protests, “I am so low-stress!” She isn’t. It’s total bullshit. But there’s no way she’s letting Agent Suit trash-talk her. “I am like wheatgrass smoothies and Zen tapes and Xanax in one handy social science-wrapped package.”
 
Originally written anonymously at the kink meme for the prompt: "Because of her somewhat-decent skills at herding cats tazing gods and her knowledge of classified New Mexico-related information, Darcy is being trained as a SHIELD agent. They can't let her go but they can't find much of a use for her- until Banner needs a lab assistant. So she does the usual lab assistant-y things for him; coffee/tea gofer, note-taker, file filer, threat-to-life-limb-and-sanity-vanquisher, relaxation CD changer, etc. Somewhere in there things get fluffy." Bruce Banner works in a microbio lab, guys. Now he does, anyway.