Stuck Under the Mistletoe (гет)

(Or: In Which Darcy Is Definitely Flirting With Bruce)
The woman sat on the floor, reclining against the wall with her legs stretched out in front of her. “Might as well get comfortable. Plan A is ‘wait until Tony gets bored.’”
“I’m… not sure how well that plan will work,” Bruce said, but sat next to her anyway.
“For his sake, I hope it does,” she said, looking slightly mischievous. “Plans B, C, D, and E are ‘call Thor, Steve, Jane, and Pepper,’ respectively.”