Expecto Conceptum (гет)

A fertility crisis. A ticking clock. A desperate Minister seeking creative solutions before the Wizengamot forces through a Marriage Law.
When standard fertility treatments fail to address the post-war population crisis, Professors Granger and Snape must explore… alternative methodologies.
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What happens when you give two lonely overachievers an impossible deadline and tell them the fate of the wizarding world depends on their ability to get extremely thorough about procreation.