Make Me a Headline (I Want to Be That Bold) (слэш)

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Firethesound, this prompt ran away with me. It may no longer bear any resemblance to what you had in mind, and I miiiiight owe you an apology for that word count, but they wanted to have feelings, and aren’t those always a pain in the arse? In any event, I hope you enjoy, and thank you for sparking this story. I had a lot of fun with it, and hope you have some too.
Title is from the Sleater-Kinney song “Bury Our Friends.”
Huge thanks to d for the multiple rounds of beta action, to S for pre-reading and talking things through at critical junctures, and to the mods for being patient and supportive and generally wonderful.