(Bashing! Harem! Based on, but not an answer to, DZ2's 'Evil Never Dies' and 'The Potter Race' challenges) After a near-fatal beating by Vernon after Third Year, Harry is rescued by the most unlikely of...people. Except they're monsters, including an old friend. And he is the heir to the throne of their lord, Ainz Ooal Gown. Will Harry grasp the power that is being offered to him?