How to lose your virginity (фемслэш)

Umi never thought that being a virgin was a bad thing; but apparently for her family it's a dishonor. So when her cousin Eli bursts in on her graduation and screams to the world she's gonna help her baby cousin lose her virginity; Umi finds herself in for a crazy 4 years of college. Crazy as in joining a fraternity and falling in love with a girl from the rival sorority!
CRACK FIC
IF I HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE MY FAN FICTION. THIS FIC IS LITERALLY OOC EVERYONE AND IT'S JUST TO HAVE A LAUGH AND SOME GOOD FUN. ALSO I'M A LAZY HOE THAT DOESN'T LIKE TO CHECK FOR MISTAKES, HAVE A GOOD DAY.