It wasn't enough that the girl I liked told me she hated me, but then they banished me from my home! Of course my bad luck continued, and I ended up sealed in some kind of otherworldly hell. I spent 3,000 years down there, becoming a god in my own right. But when I finally crawled my way out, I found out only 3 years have passed...guess I'll just have to burn Konoha myself!