Umbrella. They never know when to stay dead like the people their T-virus infected. With evil going global and no hope left, it's up to a group of survivors from Raccoon City and Fujimi High School to team up at Spiral Corp and take the fight to Umbrella. And neither Shido's group, Konoha, or Akatsuki will stand in their way. Modern/Uber-Godlike Naruto, Mass Harem, minor crossovers
Кавказская пленница:
А на самом деле Волдеморта убила капуста.
Но это совершенно непафосно и негероично, поэтому Дамблдор насочинял ерунду про силу любви, решив, что "пипл схавает"