Go Ahead and Scream (You Can’t Hold Out) (гет)

Hermione comes across a series of mysterious red parchments littered around Hogwarts that describe, in detail, her fictional sexual exploits with Draco Malfoy. Who has been writing this fanfiction - and why?
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Her eyes adjusted to the ink on the page, scanning the words before reading from the beginning. She caught her name peppered throughout--sometimes “Hermione” and sometimes “Granger.” A flash of anxiety spread through her at the thought of classmates talking about her behind her back. She knew they did, of course. She was Hermione Granger, war hero, Brightest Witch of Her…
“What the…” she whispered to herself. Her mind was struggling to process what she was reading. She started from the first line again, brows furrowed in concentration, as if she was reading another language.
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A love letter to my fellow Dramione fanfiction stans who have read every trope that this ship has sailed away on.