‘I’ve got bad news, if bad could equal a dinosaur creating mayhem in Central Park (don’t ask)’ situations (слэш)

Tony spun on his chair with one foot, a bored sigh escaping his lips. Rhodey was on a super-secret mission, courtesy of SHIELD, and while Tony was usually the Q to his Bond, Fury had judged him “too much of a fucking diva” (his words) to be allowed on that one.
 
 
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Or: Tony is trying to save the world and enlists the help of Loki, retired supervillain, to do it.
Now COMPLETE