When in Midgard... (смешанная)

“Oh, Thor, hey. Yeah, uh, pretty good, it's been a while, right? What happened to your eye? What? What do you mean, your sister? How many more siblings do you have that want you dead? Yeah? And you have Bruce. Okay, uh, cool- Wait, what? What do you mean, you're bringing Asgard? As in... Asgard? Okay, and, uh, how many people is that exactly? No, I need numbers, big guy, you... Three thousand. Okay, three thousand, that's, uh, that's manageable, but -what do you mean, two days? Thor? Nuh-nuh, Thor, stay with me here! I'm a billionaire, not a -I can't just buy a country for you- no, not part of a country either! We humans have rules- Thor, are you listening? Thor?”
“Yeah? What? What could be worse than you bringing your planet on my planet? ...No. No, you're fucking kidding me. That's a no. That's a huge no. You turn your ship around and you come back when you've dropped him into space- hey, hey! Don't you play bad cell reception on me, Thor! I can see you pulling that plug right now! Thor, you space asshole!”
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