This is Not a Drill (слэш)

“Can I—can I see him? I mean meet him. Uh…welcome him to the team?” Tony clarified, probably not very well, he knew.
“Well…there’s a bit of an issue with that,” Fury said, and Tony figured this was where Fury got to whatever it was that had really forced his hand and made him call Tony in, knowing how much the man detested having to do so. “You see, well. He was suspended in the ice for nearly seventy years,” Fury began. Tony nodded along, because he could do math.
“I’m sure he has a lot of adjusting to do—“ Tony started.
“Seventy years,” Fury repeated, cutting Tony off and leaning back in his chair and making it rock slightly. “Of no suppressants.”
“Oh,” Tony managed to choke out past the lump that had suddenly formed in his throat. “Oh.”
Chapter 2: Wherein Tony plots murder, Steve is stubborn and there's an island, but not that one.
Chapter 3: The world's least interesting pillow fight
Chapter 4: Poor suit design is an issue.
Chapter 5: Pillows solve everything
Chapter 6: Total porn. Improper use of biology and anatomy. Nothing remotely redeeming. At all.
Chapter 7: Fanart by dksartz!
Chapter 8: NSFW Fanart by Gregory Welter