If Thor Didn't Have Plot Shield (смешанная)

Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.
This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.
I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.
  If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.
This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.
Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.