Tractor Driver vs Pirates

Preface
Imagine a touching picture of a tractor driver who peacefully is plowing in an endless field, somewhere in the N-region. It's like the captain of a ship plowing mile after mile of fertile land on an antediluvian tractor, which starts only with the help of a tire iron and some kind of mother, did you imagine? Very good! Only this was the end of the whole idyll, as the suddenly opened time portal of displacement completely absorbed Pashka Samodruchko, with a five-story mat and his "iron horse" …