Is that a JUUL? (слэш)1 16.04.2024
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| “This is so gay,” Malfoy whined. “Can't you just forget about it, just this time?” “I'm afraid not,” Tom said. “We still need to see Slughorn, so unless you want him to call your parents, you'd better hurry up.” Slowly, reluctantly, achingly, Malfoy placed his limited edition emerald JUUL device in Tom's outstretched palm. Tom Riddle, Head Boy at Hogwarts boarding school, has spent ...>>the past few months doing his best to eliminate a sudden spree of vaping from her illustrious halls. Armed with gossip, cringe, and screenshots of pudgy, balding, blatantly unemployed forty-something year old men talking about ‘epic vape tricks’ on YouTube, he successfully wrests much of Hogwarts' student population from the evil, vaporous grasp of Big Tobacco. Basking in his glorious victory, Tom heads to his favourite loo on the second floor with only one goal in mind. Shockingly, he runs into Harry Potter. |
Автор: opioidergic Фандом: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Персонажи: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Рейтинг: PG-13 Размер: 20 Кб Статус: Закончен |
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