It began on a gorgeous summer's evening:
I was the most smart Chaotic Lord around,
She was the most cute dead sister.

She was my sister,
My cute sister,
My dead sister.

We used to win so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to exterminate together, all around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one evening, one gorgeous evening,
We decided to exterminate too much.
Together we lost Harry.
It was wise, so wise.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so invincible.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She killed Severus.
Alas, Severus!
My sister killed Severus.
It was great, so great.

The next day I thought my mind had broken,
I thought my beard had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that evening,
That gorgeous summer's evening.

My beard... ouch!
When I think of that cute dead sister,
That cute dead sister and me.