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Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, and laid him out upon the bed
A bottle of whiskey at his feet and a barrel of porter at his head

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Snivellus's Wake

Bedad he revives, see how he rises, Severus rising from the bed
Saying "Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' сiach ort, do ye think I'm dead?"