1. Sling 'im in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Keep 'im there and make 'im bale 'er.
3. Pull out the plug and wet 'im all over,
4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
5. Trice 'im up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
9. Shave 'is belly with a rusty razor.
10. Send 'im up the crow's nest till he falls down,
11. Tie 'im to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
12. Put 'im in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on 'im.
13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
14. Put 'im in the guard room till he's sober.
15. Put 'im in bed with the captain's daughter.
16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.
17. Turn 'im over and drive 'im windward.
18. Put 'im in the scuffs until the horse bites on 'im.
19. Heave 'im by the leg and with a rung console 'im.

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