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Though she was sadly remiss when during June, 2 weeks before she was due to finish her 5th year she was suddenly withdrawn from school. Upon arrival at Malfoy Manor, she was quickly forced under a felicitous oath, though one poorly worded and hasty, and full of conditions. She conceded and went through the necessary steps, only to be brought into a nursery, where she watched as a blonde haired woman rocked a sleeping child. She approached cautiously looking from the woman to the child and then to her in-laws, and finally back to the child.

"What is the meaning of this?" She finally queried.

They remained silent, only the woman's soft coos ushered to the sleeping baby cutting the silence. Finally Abraxas, the Malfoy patriarch spoke.

"He is to be your son…" His voice was still, cautious, though full of unquestionable authority.

But she barely heard it as things seemed to make sense. The young lady tending to the infant before her was a relative, whom later she would find out was his own half-sister. That boy was their child.

The sudden contract, the reversal of dowry, they had paid her parents to marry her to Lucius, the rushed wedding, Lucius' quick acceptance of the marriage, and insistence that they sleep together, despite her reluctance. It was a cover up, and she was the cover. The man she married, whom mind you she assumed was a poof, was far more than that. He was an incestuous sister poker. The disgust in her was palpable, she had slept with him, she had given her virginity to this man so he could pretend that she was the mother of his child, and that was the reason for the oath, she had essentially sworn to tell the world that she was this boy's mother.