Что нам делать с пьяным Драко? Как минимум пятнадцать вариантов!

Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Put him in the long boat till he’s sober
Put him in the scuppers with a hawse pipe on him
Put him in bed with the captain’s daughter
Beat him with a cat 'til his back is bleedin'
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Truss him up with a runnin' bowline
Give 'im a dose of salt and water
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster
Send him up the crow’s nest till he falls down
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under
Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper
Put him in the guard room 'til he’s sober
That’s what we’ll do with the drunken sailor
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him