The Nine Year (Seven Month, Twelve Day, Fourteen Hour, Thirty-seven Minute) Plan (гет)

Runner-Up in The New Library Awards for Best Humour SS/HG. Prompt: Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron (who can keep any kids if there are any) and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. (Written for the SS/HG Winter Exchange 2007.